“Remember, the past need not become our future as well.” Summary Elantris was the capital of Arelon: gigantic, beautiful, literally radiant, filled with benevolent beings who used their powerful m...Read More
“… everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.” Summary The Rithmatist, Brandon Sanderson’s New York Time...Read More
“I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who onc...Read More
“Fine,” Grandpa said. “You fetch your evil Librarian mother from the jail. I’ll go warm up the giant penguin!” Summary Alcatraz Smedry has successfully defeated the army of Evil Librarians a...Read More
“Damn, I miss the internet. You could always find people doing stupid stuff on the internet.” Summary When Calamity lit up the sky, the Epics were born. David’s fate has been tied to their villa...Read More
“This time, when she’d pointed it at me, she’d flicked the safety on. If that wasn’t true love, I don’t know what was.” Summary From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Words of Ra...Read More
“The day had finally arrived, a day I’d been awaiting for ten years. A glorious day, a momentous day, a day of import and distinction It was time to buy a hot dog.” Summary From “New York Time...Read More
“Sometimes, son,” my father said, prying my fingers free, “you have to help the heroes along.” “Where there are villains, there will be heroes. Just wait. They will come.” Summary Ten year...Read More
“I’m convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.” Summary When Alcatraz and Grandpa Smedry make a pilgrimage to the Free Kingdom city of Crystallia, the Smedry home base...Read More
“Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.” Summary Alcatraz Smedry is back with a new mission! The Evil Librarians are still up...Read More