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Artemis Fowl #8: The Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer

“Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot...

“Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals.” Holly said. “Not me!” said Orion cheerily, “I’m just a...

“Who are you?” he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer...

“No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a big-headed male trying to take over the world.” Summary Ten thousand years...

“That’s the last order I’ll ever give you Captain. Don’t you dare ignore it.” Summary The evil pixie Opal Koboi...

“If you were me, then I’d be you, and if I were you, then I’d hide somewhere far away.” Summary...

“We’re being led by an idiot with a crayon.” Summary Artemis Fowl wants to find his father, held hostage in...

“Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.” Summary Twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl is a...